A little afternoon pick you up…

I don’t think this needs an introduction.

Or introducktion.

World conquering ducks: A potential reason not to home school

This must surely be a joke. I’m assuming it is. The alternative is just too bizarre to fathom. There are much better arguments against gay marriage than this… This is from, allegedly, a 14 year old New Zealander.

 

Via the Twitters, @Leigh_howard

Ducking for cover

Anatidaephobia is the fear of being watched by a duck. It exists. There is a page for it, at a reputable site.

A hilarious site that highlights the dangers of placing ads on a page based on the content of the page.

“We’ve got you under our wing” is a slogan hardly likely to inspire confidence in the fledgling anatidaephobic who is seeking to learn more about their condition on the internet. Especially accompanied by a beady eyed mascot with such a sinister beak.

Toy story

A while back I posted a link to a macabre series of toys. I just found the source of said toys and there are some beauties. I wish they were either for sale of came with knitting patterns – but for now enjoy.