Tag: movies

Overthinking box office figures

I’ve recently discovered “Overthinking It” a brilliant blog specialising in over analysis of pop culture.

They don’t like Avatar much over there (and I must confess I still haven’t seen it).

But they make a good point about how unfair it is to measure movies by box office spend:

In 1997, I paid $7 to see Titanic.

In 2009, I paid $15 to see Avatar.

Even adjusted for inflation, this is insane.

I tend to like densely populated places, so these were both fairly high prices for movie tickets at the time, and location isn’t a major contributor toward the change in ticket price. Yes, I saw Avatar in 3D, but the 3D is there specifically to raise the price of the ticket, not because of the higher costs. It’s price inflation disguised as a “value-add.” For the sake of box office numbers, that doesn’t really matter, now does it?

Furthermore, according to the World Bank:

In 1997, combined global gross domestic product was $30.1 trillion in nominal terms.

In 2008 (the latest year of available data), it was $60.6 trillion.

So, between Titanic and Avatar, the price of my ticket more than doubled, and the size of the global economy also more than doubled. Talk about a fair fight.

But, to offer a little more insight, from the same source:

In 1997, the gross domestic product of China in dollar terms was $953 billion.

In 2008, it was $4.33 trillion.

That’s an increase of 354%.

Home Alone gets twitterfied

Home Alone is a classic movie. These days classic movies reach classic status when they are relived on Twitter. Apparently. So here’s a sample of the “Home Alone Project” that recently took place on Twitter. Check it out.

  1. Harry Lyme Harry_Lyme

    ARRRRGGHHH!!! Wooo woooooo wooo **sizzle** 1:50 PM Dec 25th from API

  2. Kevin McCallister KevinMcCal

    LOL @Harry_Lyme just got a Blowtorch to the head… 1:49 PM Dec 25th from web

  3. Harry Lyme Harry_Lyme

    @KevinMcCal heh hehe You’re dead kid! 1:48 PM Dec 25th from API

  4. Harry Lyme Harry_Lyme

    @#¢€*&!! I’m gonna rip his head off…!!! 1:47 PM Dec 25th from web

  5. Marv Merchants TallnCurly

    **4″ nail + Foot** AARGGGGHHH!!! AAARGHH ARRRRGHHH ARRGGH!! 1:43 PM Dec 25th from web

  6. Marv Merchants TallnCurly

    Down to one red sock… WHO PUTS ROOFING TAR ON STEPS?!?!?!?? 1:42 PM Dec 25th from API

  7. Harry Lyme Harry_Lyme

    ouch. http://twitpic.com/v20o3 1:40 PM Dec 25th from API

  8. Kevin McCallister KevinMcCal

    Yesssssss! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 1:39 PM Dec 25th from web

  9. Harry Lyme Harry_Lyme

    **sizzle** ARRRGGGGHHH!!!!! oow ow owww ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!!!! **sizzle** aaaahhhhhh 1:38 PM Dec 25th from web

  10. Harry Lyme Harry_Lyme

    @KevinMcCal Gggrrrr You little creep, where are you?? 1:37 PM Dec 25th from web

  11. Harry Lyme Harry_Lyme

    Oh, boy. That’s it, you little…**slip** You little son of a…**slip** No, not this time, you little brat!! 1:36 PM Dec 25th from web

  12. Marv Merchants TallnCurly

    Look what the kid just did to me!! http://twitpic.com/v1zhc 1:32 PM Dec 25th from web

  13. Marv Merchants TallnCurly

    **click** **RATTLE** … **SLAM** ..OWW!! ….**SIZZLE** 1:31 PM Dec 25th from web

  14. Marv Merchants TallnCurly

    **slam** 1:30 PM Dec 25th from API

  15. Marv Merchants TallnCurly

    **crow bar** … one tough door. **click** …oh. It’s open… 1:29 PM Dec 25th from web

The coolest video you’ll see tonight

Without question – provided you’ve only watched the videos I’ve posted and not some pre-release footage of Iron Man 2… without further ado (this is awesome in full screen).

Life lessons from the movies

A lot of good movies have a lot of bad messages at their heart. Subtext is everything. At least that is what the Twilight furore has taught me.

GeekDad has a list of ten harmful lessons we can learn from popular movies


The Little Mermaid

It’s OK to completely change your physical appearance and way of life for the person you love, even if he makes no sacrifices at all (from The Little Mermaid). This movie has the single most appalling ending of any Disney movie ever made, which is a shame because, apart from that, it’s a great film. I just cannot comprehend how anyone could make a movie in the late 1980s with this message, which is not exactly subtle: Ariel gives up her home, her family, and BEING A MERMAID because she loves Eric so. And he gives up … nothing. Yeah, that marriage is off to a great start.

Have you got any bad life lessons that aren’t there? Other than the standard “crime pays” message that comes from a rollicking gangster comedy, or the “always side with the underdog alien robots because they’ll triumph against the odds” message that comes from both Transformers movies.

Cliff Hanger

John Woo’s Red Cliff is playing at the Sydney Travelling Film Festival in Townsville this Sunday at 2.30pm. I’m going. Any Townsville readers care to join me (and no doubt Robyn)?

This was a bit too arty to play in mainstream cinemas in Townsville – but it’s a very cool martial arts movie. Here’s the trailer.

Poster mash

Here’s a clever collection of mashed up movie posters. Some much better than others

Map with character

If you thought yesterday’s movie map was confusing here’s a breath of fresh air from XKCD.

It tracks character arcs and interactions in a bunch of popular movies. And two I’ve never watched or heard of.

You do the map, you do the movie map

The image below may seem almost illegible. In fact, it no doubt will… but click it (or here) and you’ll get a subway map of blockbuster movies. It’s clever.

More Hollywood learning experiences

Today we’ve learned a couple of lessons about Hollywood plot devices – cool guys not looking at explosions and the Willhelm Scream… continuing in that vein we have the current horror movie plot device of choice – mobile phones that don’t work (contains some rude words).

You just don’t see that happening in the classics…

YouTube Toosday: Willhelm Scream

I thought I’d mentioned the Willhelm Scream before. It’s a sound engineer’s joke in movies. A reoccuring scream sound effect from 1951. It has a life of its own. Here’s a little video documentary about it… apparently the scream was quite possibly produced by the guy who sang the Purple People Eater song.

YouTube Tuesday: Explosions

So it’s Wednesday today – but Tuesday was a bit of a write off thanks to a stomach bug and an endless stream of comments to moderate…

But I’ll make up for it. Promise. With this song that points out a particularly interesting cinematic phenomena – I’d never noticed it before. But I’ll leave it to the band to explain…

Oscars and Lucinda

So you’re producing a movie. You want it to win an Oscar. Where should you set it? It’s one of life’s great questions.

A question finally answered by this infographic.

If you were writing a movie about the sugar industry you could set it in North Queensland, in Lucinda, and this title would then make sense.

Here’s a picture of Lucinda.

From here, via bookofjoe.

Summary Justice

Izaac has introduced a new weekly feature. One sentence summaries of books of the Bible.

In the spirit of this feature comes this site offering one sentence summaries of heaps of movies. Like these…

FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
FIGHT CLUB: Deranged sociopath guides yuppies to their deaths.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.

Awesome: Ninja Assassin

I posted something about this movie a while back – and now the trailer is out. The equation is simple Ninjas + Assasins = Awesome. The trailer is pretty violent.

More details about the movie here.

Fully sick

I’m at home with “man flu” today, and it’s school holidays, and our friend Trav is here to visit. So we’re watching movies on the couch. Stay tuned for reviews.