Tag: segway

Segway 2.1

If yesterday’s crazy PUMA was a Segway on steroids then today’s variation on the theme is a Segway on Tetrahydrogestrinone. It’s a wearable Segway. Essentially. And it’s designed for amputees or the very lazy. It’s called “the Chariot”… original nomenclature.

Segway 2.0

What do you get when you cross a Segway with a smart car? A Puma apparently. The world has gone bonkers over this new announcement – and given my previous fixation with the gyroscopic transporter I couldn’t let this slide…

Here it is in action. It’s like a golf buggy. Only crapper. If you’re reading this in the sidebar you may have to click the link through to the post for the video.

YouTube Twosday: Segway segue

Lets face it. Despite my constant references to the gyroscopic personal transport device Segways have not taken the world by storm.

Perhaps the underlying technology was just not used to its full potential. Maybe. Just maybe. Someone should have considered how much more awesome a segway would have been were it based on an octopus. With tentacles instead of wheels. What do you mean someone has already done that?  Why are all the good ideas taken? It’s called the Cajun Crawler – and here it is in action…

Shirt of the Day: A prince of a shirt

Ok, so I already posted a shirt today. But this one’s cool. It’s got a segway. Being driven by Prince. And it’s $23. I guess for Prince – who according to John Safran’s Music Jamboree is a Jehovah’s Witness – this would make witnessing easy, you could slip your tracts into a nice custom built front pocket or something.

It’s been far too long…

Since my last segway post. So here you go – Segway sledding…posted here, and here (ugly, ugly site).

Shirt of the Day: That’s how I roll

This shirt is in keeping with my segway obsession. This is, I think, the third seqway related post I’ve made. I’d link the others if I could be bothered.

Oh, and you can buy it here.

Runners up from the same site:

Love is Blind

Goat tee

You’re so obtuse

Gyroscopic Fail