I like you readers. XKCD says I have to… they are a little cynical though, they think I want to make money out of blogging.
The Alt/title text of the image says: “I’m looking to virally monetize your eyeballs by selling them for transplants.”
I’m not out to make any dollars from blogging. In fact, it costs me money. But you can buy this shirt:
Or some coffee.
Hexadecimal colours have just opened up a whole new world to me – colour code humour. This shirt features the word c0ffee printed in the colour (#c0ffee). Clever.
Back in June I posted two handy products (bacon lip balm and bacon gum) to help your breath maintain its bacon-fresh aroma. If you want a full arsenal of dental deliciousness get a load of these.
And some alternative Bacon Lip Balm
And alternative Bacon Gum
Nothing shows your love for bacon like wearing it on your sleeve… or perhaps torso…
Push Button… receive bacon
Jews 4 Bacon – if I was Jewish I’d convert to Christianity in a snap.
If you love a morning coffee with your morning bacon but you’re strapped for time – how about this “Maple Bacon Coffee“.
If you want to keep your car and house smelling like bacon get a load of this bacon air freshener.
If you want the rest of you to smell like bacon, but don’t want to make your own bacon soap, you can purchase this stuff.
Decorate your home with these bacon cushions.
Nothing helps you wash down your BBB (bacon, bacon and bacon – why use salad when you can just eat the good stuff) like liquid (bacon beer perhaps) from a bacon drink bottle.
Carry that around with this bacon lunch box for a truly inspired lunch time.
If you want to go to the butchers and produce an appropriately themed wallet you could do no better than this one…
Nothing says “it’s bacon time” like a bacon watch.
If you haven’t eaten enough bacon you can hold your pants up with a bacon belt…
Thrill your friends with the prospect of a bacon tuxedo with this gift box (tux not actually included)…
Ali sent me a link to this bacon scarf…
If you want to go as bacon to a fancy dress party, or the office, then this bacon and egg combo is for you…
St Anthony is apparently the patron saint of Butchers – and thus the patron saint of bacon… by logical extension.
Finally, if you’re ever in a tight spot and asking “What would bacon do” here’s a handy Bacon spinning chart that comes with a handy document folder.
Rhett and Link are the guys who travel the US making local commercials – they also make pretty cool videos. Like this stop motion production featuring 222 shirts.
It’s spectacular. I love the eggs.
I like this shirt. I would like to own it. I wonder if little sister number 2’s birthday shirt voucher extends to Threadless…
I wore my maths shirt to college this week because it has a Greek letter on it. I might have to splash out on this one so that I can fill all my days with π humour.
Sometimes people get confused and think a metaphor represents real life. Metaphors are generally good for helping the reader understand an element of the topic via a handy comparison. Benny hates analogies. He would probably like this shirt. He would say metaphors are like analogies because both are stupid…
The best thing about this shirt is that it’s a simile.
This one is guaranteed to confuse graphic designers. Like those posters that have the word “red” written in green writing. They don’t fool me. I’m colourblind.
But I’m not font blind.
Mario’s Closet design @ © SplitReason.com
This picture has the possibility of becoming an awesome shirt for those days when you’re not sure what you want to wear… it’s being voted on at that link above.
And Andrew from Daily Vowel Movements sent it my way.
If you’ve got anything you think would be good blog fodder for me – send it my way.
My email address is in the footer (down the bottom of the page). Sometime this week I’ll try to replace the two pictures of coffee cups that are down there with something a little less repetitive.
This is an actual invention. It is subject to a patent in the US.
It is guaranteed to get you beaten up – or at least protested against by PETA.
“Gerbil Shirt
US Patent Issued In 1999Hey, are you tired of leaving your small pets at home when you are out and about? Could you use a little more quality time with your gerbils, mice, hamsters or snakes? Well now your dreams have come true with the Gerbil Shirt! The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart. The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing.”
Via Gizmodo.
People are made of some interesting stuff. We’ve seen that in shirt form before.
But if you want a shirt that takes the “label” concept to a whole new level then you should get a load of this…
If you’re studying anatomy and want to give your classmates an edge you could always wear this shirt along to the exam.
Otherwise you could just wear it to be awesome.
This animated Space Invaders shirt is a nice blend of the past and the future. Just don’t wash the battery pack…
