The fourth eagle of the apocalypse, and his co-co-prophet of the end times
The fourth eagle, would you believe, is an actual eagle.
And this is his co-co-prophet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi9c5tBksfI
Who can interpret such events?
Third Eagle of the Apocalypse
Breaking News: Third Eagle says college football upset is “prophecy from God”
This. Friends. Is why a consistent hermeneutic when it comes to the use of language is really important. It’s the equivalent of jumping from David’s rock hitting Goliath in the temple (anatomical word) to the Temple as a place. The etymology of both is Latin. Tapley is rhyming an acronym with somebody’s name.
Watch out Bama.
Oh yeah. And Gangham Style is bad. Listen up. He’s the most accurate YouTube prophet out there…
New Third Eagle Romney Song
I’ll admit I haven’t watched this yet. But it hit the airwaves… well, YouTube, yesterday. And I did not want you to be ignorant of these things.
Bromance rekindled: Anderson Cooper and William Tapley (a.k.a 3rd Eagle of the Apocalypse, a.k.a Co-prophet of the End Times)
So William Tapley’s horrible Romney song earned him a place on Anderson Cooper’s ridiculist.
Here’s Cooper putting him on the list.
Here’s Tapley’s response.
Fun times.
Third Eagle sings for Romney
The running water is back. The wacky rhymes are back. The obscure metre and bad midi sounds are back. Third Eagle is back.
I love that he ends with two thumbs up.
Third Eagle says zombie attacks sign of end times…
You have no idea how much pleasure I took from writing the title of this post.
The video is a ramble, but it’s posted here for posterity’s sake so that we can all look back when the zombie attacks aren’t the bear attack from the book of Daniel.
As it turns out the zompocalypse and apocalypse are possibly the same thing. Who knew?
New Third Eagle song: now with more waterfalls
Typical rapture rock.
Also. This important analysis of an Obama poem…
The Third Eagle responds to Colbert…
Again on the Denver airport mural…
A Cheery Christmas message from the Third Eagle
The lyrics and the backdrop present a little bit of a dissonant message.
Elenin? Huh? A new “song” from the Third Eagle
Mad singing and songwriting skillz come with the “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” job title.
Rhyming “shooting stars” with “meteors” takes a special sort of talent.
Friday Tunes: New Third Eagle Song possibly related to Independence Day
I think the music just keeps getting better and better from this guy…
The Third Eagle responds to the Ridiculist
The internet should probably explode as a result of this. William Tapley. Third Eagle of the Apocalypse. Co-Prophet of the End Times. Has decided to take up the fight against a popular television program that mocked him.
William Tapley started the ball rolling with the assertion (a year ago) that the Denver Airport features a mural with some hidden adult content, a sign of the end times.
It’s just loopy. So loopy that a CNN national news round up program singled him out on its “Ridiculist”.
Here’s his resonse to his spot on CNN’s Anderson Cooper’s Ridiculist.
So Anderson Cooper put him on again.
Someone once gave me some good advice when I wanted to go after the local news paper for some incorrect and nasty things they’d said about my organisation.
Never fight with someone who prints by the tonne. The same is true for YouTube broadcasters who have a small following (mostly people who aren’t interested in what you’re saying but think you’re a loony) and global news outlets.
War of the words: Third Eagle condemns other doomsday prophet
This is brilliant in so many ways, and on so many levels, starting with the gardening by power tool, finishing with one loon telling off another loon for being a loon. William Tapley v Harold Campling. Gold.
New Third Eagle Single out now.
Check it. It’s about having children. Surely a sign that the end times aren’t happening just yet…
Obama cuts face, Third Eagle is in his element
There’s nothing like a Korean conflict to get the Third Eagle excited. Nothing. Except, perhaps, for a presidential shaving mishap…
Obama’s 12 stitches on a lip injury are great fodder for numerological bizarreness.
Obama is the last king of the south… and Kim Jong Il is the last king of the north (from Daniel 11)… or maybe it’s Vladimir Putin. And nuclear weapons are a “strange god”…
My question is still where does this guy get his water backdrops from?