Tag: youtube

“Kinetic Ministry” makes me want to apply palm to face with force…

So it works. Right? I feel a movement. Check out this guy, Caleb Brundidge, who is one of the “drunk in the spirit” mob I’m so fascinated by. Except he’s a dancer/DJ.

Here’s the little blurb that came with this video:

“Caleb Brundidge Is sensitive to the atmosphere as here since the presence of Angels stirring up the earths atmosphere.”

This is the blurb that he posted on this next video. Of himself flag dancing.

“Caleb is a awesome Flagger He moves in dance and flag worship like none other. You must watch this Video of Him flagging.”

Here he is doing “church” with some sort of Superman cape on…

When he “worships” with flags it opens up portals in the atmosphere. Like Moses opening the Red Sea.

They use the terms of Christianity. But I do not think it means what they think it means.

On a slightly related note – here’s another video from Australia’s own “New Mystic” – Matt Foord. Watch for the “Cockadoodle Doo”…

What were they thinking? Burger King ad from the 80s

This is terrible. Who thought a shaking mascot was going to sell shakes? Honestly?

Possibly the Oddest Christian Child Star you’ll see today

This guy’s name is Matthew Matney. And he’s all grown up (now). Back when he wasn’t starring in amateur theatre in a town called Branson he was a Christian child star.

So awful. So very awful. I feel sorry for kids who grow up with this sort of dirty laundry aired on YouTube. And here I am perpetuating it. But lets all try to learn a lesson from this and:

a) Don’t post videos of your children on the Internet.
b) Don’t encourage your children to do stupid things that might get posted on the Internet.

Justin Bieber: an “effeminate little sissy” says Pisseth Against the Wall pastor

Steven Anderson likes to say controversial things to get attention. It works. Here’s his take on Bieber Fever.

It’s pretty much all because the NIV translators use the word “male” instead of “men”… and being effeminate is a sin. See 1 Corinthians 6:9. In the KJV because that’s Anderson’s preferred version.

9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.”

I suspect, given the Roman cultural context of the passage, there may actually be some homosexual undertones to this word (certainly there’s reference to that in the ESV translation notes). The ESV translates it as:

9Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, 10nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”

Here’s the Greek – which means Mr Anderson isn’t being very nice to Justin Bieber.

μαλακός,a \{mal-ak-os’}
1) soft, soft to the touch  2) metaph. in a bad sense  2a) effeminate  2a1) of a catamite  2a2) of a boy kept for homosexual relations with a man  2a3) of a male who submits his body to unnatural lewdness  2a4) of a male prostitute

Once you’ve jumped on the meterosexual hating bandwagon – here’s how to doorknock… I love the way he listens.

The Living Hills

What do you get if you recut the Sound of Music as a thriller?

If you want more Julie Andrews mashups – check out Scary Mary.

Via 22 Words.

Cello v Cello: Smooth Criminal on strings

This is cool.

What do you get if you combine the Matrix, Transformers, Terminator and Voltron?

Answer: Something like this:

Old Skool Christian Music

You know that song about being to young to march in the infantry, ride in the cavalry or shoot the artillery… here’s what happens if some adults make a film clip for it.

That sort of thing just doesn’t age well. I’m sure it was the coolest thing out back in the 1970s.

Tumblrweed: White People Rapping Badly

Your weekly single serving tumblog is White People Rapping Badly. Pretty self explanatory – and if you can stomach these you should check it out.

“Science has show that for every Eminem, there are approximately 598,467 white people that try to rap but can’t. This is devoted to bringing you the best of the worst.”

A one man “six piece” a cappella group

Yeah. You read that right.

Real Life Fruit Ninja

A couple of rude words in this. But it’s funny.

Don’t play with knives people. Don’t do it.

Straight as an arrow

Recipe for awesome video:

Small camera.
Bow and arrow.
Sticky tape.

Combine, press record, and fire.

Would be better with good sound, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Wikipedia is ten, and a haven for atheists

Interestingly – half of all english language wikipedia editors have no religion. No wonder the Christian Right wanted to start their own (see Conservapedia) More interestingly, wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales (not to be confused with Jeremy Wales), thought that statistic was worth including in a ten year summary of the site.

And look. An infographic:

Via TechCrunch.

More fun with Benny Hinn

I am truly surprised that there aren’t more Benny Hinn mashups out there. I’ve posted a couple before.

An ode to Sarah Palin

This is every bit as terrible as you think it will be.

Actually. It’s more terrible.