The Bible that doesn't need a double adapter

Am I the only one who thought that the lyrics to “500 Miles” by the Pro­claimers included “Dou­ble adapter, dou­ble adapter”… Perhaps.

Irrel­e­vant though this tan­gent may be — it begs the ques­tion as to what this post is actu­ally about. I will keep you in sus­pense no longer. If the cam­ou­flage Bible sounds good to you, except that you’re illit­er­ate, then I have a solution.

A solar pow­ered audio Bible. Bring­ing hope to the nations. It’s called the “Pro­claimer”. And it looks like your grandpa’s wire­less.


Here are some FAQs from the web­site… actu­ally, I can’t imag­ine that anybody’s first ques­tion when con­fronted with this device is “how many times will it play before it dies?” My ques­tion is “why did you make a solar pow­ered audio Bible in the first place?”

How does the Pro­claimer work?

  • An installed microchip con­tains Scrip­tures in the heart lan­guage; the chip will not erase or wear out from fre­quent playing.
  • The bat­tery will play for 15 hours and can be recharged enough times to play the entire New Tes­ta­ment more than 1,000 times.
  • The Pro­claimer has a built-in gen­er­a­tor and solar panel to charge the battery.
  • The solar panel, in addi­tion to charg­ing the bat­tery, will run the Pro­claimer even with­out bat­tery power as long as there is sunlight.
  • The sound is dig­i­tal qual­ity and loud enough to be heard clearly by groups as large as 300.
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    Appar­ently its designed for areas where peo­ple are illit­er­ate
    My recent post Ice chew­ers


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    Just be pos­i­tive nathan just think of all the manly sup­port­ers who now have access to the bible
    My recent post Ice chew­ers


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    Thanks to us, there’s a whole gen­er­a­tion of Tweed River-ites who also think that the lyrics are ‘dou­ble adapter’.


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    We had a visu­ally impaired guy do the talk (I wouldn’t really call it a ser­mon) today at church. He used one of these to do the Bible reading.

    They are handy for peo­ple who can’t read a nor­mal Bible.

    And for mak­ing it solar pow­ered — well, that’s handy when you don’t have elec­tric­ity ‘on tap’.

    I think these kind of things are a great idea. Obvi­ously you don’t need it if you can read a nor­mal Bible just fine.


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    I’m curi­ous about how easy it is to nav­i­gate between chap­ters and verses. I also won­der why they don’t just sell iPod nanos or some­thing a bit smaller and more man­age­able. I guess it needs speak­ers to be of use in a pub­lic forum. It just seems an odd mish­mash of tech­nol­ogy. Like some­one sat down one day try­ing to invent some­thing and just kept adding fea­tures because the tech­nol­ogy exists.


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    No idea on the nav­i­ga­tion aspects.

    As for why not an ipod — it doesn’t have speak­ers, so you’d have to get some speak­ers, which would make it just as big (if not big­ger). And then you have TWO things to man­age (wait, just read your com­ment bet­ter and you said that) :)

    Also much cheaper to make these I’d imag­ine, more rugged, and less likely to get stolen.
    My recent post How To Nap


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