Certifiable apology

When you make outrageous claims like I do, with the frequency that I do, you will offend someone. It’s only a matter of time. Or statistics.

As the number of absolute claims made increases the probability of offending someone approaches one. I could make a graph about it.

Or I could draw your attention to this handy apology that you can just fill in as the need arises.


simone r says:

I need one of these. Might make up my own.

Would it be too insincere if I made one for my own personal repentance to God?