News Just in: Swine Flu develops Zombie Strain

Don’t say you weren’t warned – turns out all the media hype surrounding Swine Flu has been underdone – rather than over the top… until now.

A new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

via BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic.


cool. I’m starting to get excited now

Leah says:

haha. I spent like a whole minute looking for the hoax-giveaway on that page. I was so confused. Then I looked at the URL :P

Mr Snuffle says:

You had me for about 10 minutes. I only noticed the URL when I went to paste it to someone else :P