I don’t often give marriage advice. I’ve only been married 2.5 years, it would be silly for me to make a habit of it… I like to think of myself as a plain speaker, someone who doesn’t beat around the bush. So if frank discussions of natural bodily functions offend you then it’s best you look to the left now, that’s where the edifying stuff is anyway…

Lets face it. Real men pass gas. It’s true. And wives typically don’t enjoy Dutch Ovens or farts in the bedroom (or anywhere). It can be a real point of contention. Your gas can come between you. Don’t let it. I know it’s the most natural thing in the world. Farting is a God given privilege. It’s why we are anatomically constructed the way we are. If your flatulence is threatening your marriage then you need one of these fart inhibiting blankets. The Better Marriage Blanket comes complete with an activated carbon layer.

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• A real solution to a very real problem
• Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons
• Even works on top of bed sheets
• Makes a great wedding or anniversary gift too