Bottle Bidet: For those emergency moments when you need one?

Just $10. Money well spent.

Crucially, there are several colours.

The blurb seriously says this:

“The most important feature is the angle of the nozzle, which is designed to provide a direct flow of water to the desired wash area. The shower-head nozzle produces a gentle stream of water that is more effective than using toilet paper alone.”

Just remember to take a spare bottle of water.