Sick of your dinner being interrupted by telemarketers? Too stupid to put yourself on the “do not call register“?
Follow this scientifically tested script.
Or you could try my trick – engage them in conversation, pretend you’re interested, and then just stop talking. Works every time.
Via CafeDave.
I have a friend who keeps giving telemarketers my number. His name is Joe. He thinks it’s funny when they call me, expecting an easy sale, and I run my standard anti-telemarketer ritual of talking for a minute and then just staying silent.
I decided it was about time I got him back.
My problem with prank calls is that I always laugh in the middle of them. I needed someone else to do my dirty work. So, like every other Australian male who needs a little bit of spring in his step, I turned to the Australian Medical Institute. And they called him for me. You can click the image for a larger version.
I highly recommend this course of action, partly because I’m sick of being inundated with AMI ads, and because it’s free.