On stupid guilt inducing status updates

Dear Chris­t­ian Facebookers,

If you feel the need to inspire your Chris­t­ian broth­ers and sis­ters to guilt please do so in a fit­ting and clever manner.

Do not post gut wrench­ing hall­mark inspired guilt trips in your sta­tus and encour­age other peo­ple to do the same.

If you post this:

is a fol­lower of Christ and proud to say it!! Let’s see how many peo­ple on FB aren’t afraid to show their love for God! Repost this as your sta­tus. Each time you see this on someone’s sta­tus, say a quick prayer for that per­son!! Lets get God back in this coun­try like He should be!!! If you agree post this in your sta­tus update. Just copy and paste.”

I won’t unfriend you. But I will block your sta­tuses from appear­ing in my news feed, and I will think a lit­tle less of you.

Even if it’s just because you used so many excla­ma­tion marks.

Mikey has good rules for Face­book Sta­tus Updates. Obey them.

UPDATE: There were sev­eral instances of this in my feed — this was not directed at any­one in par­tic­u­lar — unless you were the cul­prit who insti­gated this prac­tice to begin with…

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    So the status-update ver­sion of the chain letter/forward. Lovely.


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    yes oh yes oh yes oh yes.


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    Ben McLaughlin

    It is times like these that I thank my lucky stars that I am not on Face­book. I don’t think I could read that, and not want to go on some sort of vio­lent rampage.

    I really loathe hor­rid lit­tle bits like that– I am a Chris­t­ian and PROUD! Are you?? You should be!!! If not, I’m pretty much bet­ter than you”

    BLaaaug­gh­hhh!


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    I hate the spir­i­tual black­mail bit you get when peo­ple add things like, “remem­ber, Jesus said that he would deny any­one who denies him!”

    And Ben, I was see­ing this in e-mail — at work — long before fb. So not only was the per­son adding a spir­i­tual con­dem­na­tion to a chain let­ter, they were also expect­ing you to clog up work and per­sonal inboxes to “prove” that you don’t deny Christ.


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    I’m with you Laeti­tia. I tend to either delete those kinds of emails or not go all the way to the end.


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    Nathan, could you repost this. Maybe on face­book? They’re at it again.


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    Nathan, could you repost this. Maybe on face­book? They’re at it again.


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