Tony Starch is Ironing Man.
Author: Nathan Campbell
Ironing Man
Hacking Hawkings
I hereby launch a conspiracy theory into the wild.
Respected theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has a degenerative muscle disease that means he communicates with the aid of a machine.
In recent weeks Hawking has made two slightly controversial claims – claims that if not made by a respected theoretical physicist would be laughed off as science fiction. Firstly, he claimed that we shouldn’t seek aliens out because they’re unlikely to be friendly. Secondly, he suggested that time travel is possible under certain parameters.
I think that it is plausible that some science fiction geeks have hacked into Hawking’s computerised voice box forcing him to make such outlandish claims.
Super Mario Children
If you’ve got a mushroom outbreak at home and you want your kids to deal with the pesky blighters, or if you’ve got plumbing dramas, you should totally buy them these outfits…
8 Websites to stop building
Any website designers or aspiring dotcom millionaires out there. Listen up. The Oatmeal speaks…
The rest are here…
The future of church music
I don’t want to sound like a total Apple fanboy (I remember when I used to be an unfanboy) – but the iPhone is the future of music in church. Don’t believe me?
The real question is how emo “worship” leaders are going to manage procreation without a guitar to attract the ladies…
Some new music
I’ve heard this song on the Js a few times. I really like it.
Here’s an acoustic version.
Here’s a cover of Simon and Garfunkel’s Cecilia…
Interesting panel discussion on atheism
I’ve got a bunch of things to say about atheism in a later post. But you should watch this video, if you have 30 minutes…
He’s not the Messiah…
Just an Italian plumber featured in Nintendo games…
Though this sculpture may cause some confusion…
The original:
Via Gearfuse.
Why I’m not Anglican (or Catholic)
It’s mostly the clothes. To be honest.
I don’t want to look like a Rubik’s cube.
Or a motherboard.
From Bad Vestments.
A winning formula
Give your offspring the start they deserve with this Bacon baby formula.*
*Not an actual product… yet.
YouTube Tuesday: The Rock’n’Roll bonanza
Jacob Aranza was right.
Rock and Roll is for Klingons (who Jesus hates).
Even the Catholics are onto you back masking rock stars – I’ve always wondered why “another one bites the dust” made me want to start smoking marijuana:
Crystal ball gazing is going to get you into trouble…
But, Aranza was wrong. There is no such thing as “Christian rock”… this comes in eight parts (I’ve started this at the relevant bit, the background is that this guy is a prophet of true Christianity).
I think this guy also thinks coffee and failing businesses are Satan’s work.
The solution is to be less enthusiastic in our singing.