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Author: Nathan Campbell
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Rockclimbing is for posers
Rockclimbing is a stupid activity driven by some primal urge to reach high points and uncharted territory.
XKCD expresses the rockclimbing mentality best by lampooning wannabe rockclimbers. It’s all about being seen to be awesome.

I see through your ruse climbers.
And I loved Soph from the fountainside’s comment on Ben’s post.
I reckon Christians want activities that are ‘cool’ to do, but our obedience to Scripture stops us from doing things the world considers ‘cool’ – i.e. going to parties, raves, pubs and bars…pretty much anything to do with alcohol.
So we tend to flock towards activities that have some cool cred without the ‘worldly’ factor. This is why christian people like random things such as rock climbing, board games, bikes, coffee (the holy man’s drug), jazz (the holy man’s version of ‘cool’ music) and BBC dramas (the holy man’s movie choice).
Abbott and Costello on leadership
Apparently political leadership is all about unity. Unity is much easier when there’s a common cause involved – particularly a cause of value, or one that people can unite to believe in.
Tony Abbott doesn’t really get it. In a manifesto on his political leadership he suggests being in opposition successfully is about being in opposition.
Mr Abbott said he would work to bring the party together because it’s easier to manage a party when they oppose rather than negotiate with the government.
“The best way to unite a political party is to really go after your opponents, which is what I intend to do,” he told the Nine Network today.”
I disagree. I think the electorate does too.
Successful “opposition” doesn’t depend on disagreeing with everything the Government puts forward.
K-Rudd started getting traction with the electorate when he positioned himself as the “alternative Prime Minister” and his party as the “alternative government”… I got so sick of hearing those words before the last Federal election was announced – but mostly because I didn’t like K-Rudd and I could see a correlation between those words and his boost in the polls.
Real leadership means offering policies and informed, decisive alternatives. Not just saying “they’re wrong” as loud as you can.
Peter Costello has a column in today’s SMH detailing his problems with Turnbull’s approach to leadership.
He acknowledged some strengths of his methodology. But diagnosed the problem with Turnbull’s leadership as an inability to cultivate much needed unity.
“To promote unity, Turnbull needed to give all the shades of party opinion a say in proceedings, and to promote colleagues on merit regardless of whether they voted for or against him.”
“A political leader cannot take his base for granted. He must give voice and confidence to the party membership. Australian politics is detribalising. Rusted-on supporters are fewer than ever. To keep those supporters, a party must nourish and respect them.”
Costello seems to think Turnbull was unable to cultivate unity because he was a grasping power monger climbing above his station. He’s particularly scathing on Turnbull’s public statements about Liberal Party colleagues.
I have never seen a Liberal leader attack senior colleagues in the way Turnbull did on the weekend. Turnbull’s attacks have been sharper and inflicted more damage on his colleagues than Kevin Rudd ever did.
If I was running the Labor Party’s campaign in the seemingly inevitable double dissolution election I would be rubbing my hands at the prospect of ads just featuring quotes from Liberal Party members about other Liberal Party members.
Giving notice
I just told my employers that I won’t be here next year because I’m going to Bible College.
Good times.
I’m feeling a little deflated having been here for four years and thoroughly enjoyed it.
YouTube Tuesday: What if?
Do you ever engage your imagination in the pursuit of speculative scenarios.
How would the world be different if Hitler had won the war? What if Ghandi had lived? What if Hillary Clinton had won the US Presidential Election?
What if James Dean had lived?
Or better – what if George Lucas had directed Singing in the Rain…
What’s your favourite what if? Or, what’s the best YouTube video you’ve seen this week – post it in the comments.
A folksy confession
I am on the record, as an intemperate youth, suggesting that Folk Music is of the devil. I recant.
In my dotage I am really enjoying alt.country, folk, bluegrass and other music with banjos.
There’s a slight language warning on this clip – well, it’s not slight. It says a bad word starting with f many times. The rest of the album is free of cringeworthy cursing.
I give you. Mumford and Sons.
I’ve also really been enjoying Fionn Regan. But his “Put a Penny in the Slot” video has embedding disabled. So you’ll have to go to YouTube to watch it.
Tetris chair looks tessellatingly comfortable
Moving furniture is a pain. Wouldn’t life be grand if all furniture was Tetris shaped?
Here’s a chair to bring your moving dream one step closer to reality.

Chemical Cupcakes
Amy pointed out recently that “Chemical Free” is a stupid claim to make for anything of substance – but food particularly.
She had a point.
These cupcakes however, completely embrace the inner chemical…

Mmm. I’ll take
How to paint your next car
Pacman cars are great for running over blue ghosts. Just make sure you’ve used the right fuel.

From Flickr.
And another one.

Mr Potato Head and his many potato friends
If you’ve got some ink, some potatoes, and too much time on your hands you too could create an army of potato people. If you don’t have any of those things there’s always this gallery…

How to not die
I would like to live a long healthy life. Here is a list of activities I should avoid – that you should too – if you also want to live long lives.
- Drive the biggest 4WD you can find.
- Don’t ride a quad bike.
- Don’t cycle or run on public roads.
- Don’t get a pilot’s license as a hobby.
- Avoid groups of intoxicated men.
There are more. What are your tips for avoiding an untimely death?
Christmas Wishlist: Sportscar Segway

This one’s from Flickr – and is (fictionally or otherwise) scheduled for release in 2035 with a pricetag of $500,000.
Start saving.
At only 1077 pounds with the new S260 supercharged engine, the 0-60 time is only 2.02 seconds. The steering wheel, brakes and gas pedal have been replaced with a “T” handle. Lotus has upped the Track Pack to handle up to 3G turns. With a top speed of 188 miles per hour, you’ll zip past the other traffic, trains and some small planes on the way to work.
Christmas Wishlist: A hovercraft
You can buy me this for $14,000. You’d have to really love me. Which you do. Right?

It’s a slightly more awesome Segway.
Hovercrafts are not just very unique and unusual gifts, they are actually available. They only require gasoline and will transport you at approximately 15 mph. Operate them over concrete, asphalt, grass or shallow wet areas, but you cannot hover over water, sand, stones or dirt-filled areas due to the bottomside vacuum.
Unbelievable statistics
I’m not sure what to make of these stats from the research on the Jesus All About Life campaign.
Some of these are the same stats I posted the other day – but a report on the research can be found here.
Believer or non-believer, 54% of Australians ranked Jesus as the number one most influential person in history beating Albert Einstein who came in at second place (16%) and Charles Darwin who was ranked third (9%). Research commissioned by www.allaboutlife.com.au revealed Australia is a nation of believers with approximately 5 in 6 (83%) responding that Jesus was a real figure from history.
It’s odd… going by the ongoing discussion over here the one in six people who don’t think Jesus is a real historical figure are gaining a bit of traction while clearly swimming against the tide* of public opinion…
This research gives a great insight into people’s beliefs about Jesus and their faith today. The fact that Jesus is revealed to be the most influential figure in history shows his message is as relevant today as it was 2000 years ago and people still look to him as source of inspiration.
To me, this suggests the JAAL campaign was barking up the wrong tree a little. Jesus doesn’t need an image upgrade. He doesn’t need wishy washy feelgood statements posted online… People think he’s alright.
What he really needs is accurate representation. Because people are much less sold on the facts.
“Of these believers 43% believed Jesus had miraculous powers and he was the son of God. Australia still has faith with 2 in 5 Australians stating they actually practice a religion and only 27% not believing in a God or universal power of any sort.”
*Mmm. Delicious cliche.
