Here’s a classy addition for your next birthday celebration – or in fact any candle lit dinner party. Noice. Some would say a bargain at $US3.99.

There’s also his Mustard companion…

Here’s a classy addition for your next birthday celebration – or in fact any candle lit dinner party. Noice. Some would say a bargain at $US3.99.

There’s also his Mustard companion…

When I was trawling through old posts to pick my favourites for that last post – I came across this site that I linked to a while back – it’s the “God Hates Fags” music blacklist. I can’t pick a favourite part of the text on the site to quote – so I’ll include it verbatim (that’s a little play on my title too).
One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.
There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
I’m thrilled to see the Jonas Brothers in the list – but there are many bands there that are in my CD collection or iTunes library. Definitely more than 3.
Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s a parody…
This blog has, in some shape or form, been around for a while. 3 and a half years in fact. And more than 1,400 posts. Which is much longer than most of my current readers would realise. I think. So it strikes me that you may have missed some of my sterling stainless steel early work. Which seems a shame.
So I’m going to start digging some out of the archives – or at least linking to them – just so they don’t go to waste.
The one where I solve the Croc V Shark debate by talking to an expert
The ones where try to get the Wiggles blacklisted and take on some Nigerian Scammers
The one with the awesome recipes from my share house days
The one were I get spammed by a bunch of students from Washington State University
The one where we play six degrees of Wikipedia
The one where I pick on a dangerous ninja
The one where I tell the Tractor Joke – and the one where somebody else improves it.
The one where I rant about emoticons.
The one where I took on a crazy Japanese tourist and turned it into a film noir novella.
The one where some people want to build a giant crucifix shaped conference centre.
The one about environmentally friendly dating services.
The one where Craig and I liveblog a Garage Sailing Adventure.
That’ll do. For now.
I guess the argument in the video that’s the topic of this post is that you should have three kids – one for Peter Costello, one for your baby bonus, and one for Jesus… but I haven’t watched the video yet. The post is interesting in its takedown of some obvious scaremongering.
To me, this pretty much sums up the problems with the Sydney Anglicans – so many churches in such a small geographical space. It’d be interesting to plot the number of evangelical churches around the rest of the country in comparison.
It’s Calvin’s 500th birthday this year. Not the comic character – the predestination guy (for all you Arminians out there).
To celebrate this milestone our church is putting on a Calvin Conference – at which I am presenting something as yet undetermined about his interactions with government. Exciting times. To get me in the mood I’m thinking I may purchase one of these John Calvin Bobble Heads.

Yesterday while I was thinking about Guerrilla Evangelism, it occurred to me that road safety ads could be easily edited to be ads about not leaving a decision about Christianity to the last minute. Death bed confessions only work for people who know they’re on their death bed.
This ad is slightly disturbing… so only watch it if you want to fully appreciate my argument.
Would you have a problem with an “offensive” ad like this – ie one designed to shock – being used to promote Jesus? I know a uni group copped some flack a few years back for dressing up as death and running around harvesting people with sickles.
I suspect imminent mortality is one of the only things that atheists find confronting.
What do you get when you cross Eurovision rehearsals and some awesome Segway moves? This post. That’s what.
Cereal and computers don’t mix. Trust me. I’m speaking from experience when it comes to mixing milk and circuitry. This guy has found a way to turn this all into a winning formula…

Not really my cup of tea – but interesting.
I’ve been toying with the idea of how Christians can use emerging technologies and the public sphere to conduct “guerrilla evangelism” (not to be confused with gorilla evangelism).
I know gospel proclamation occurs best in the context of an actual person to person relationship – but that doesn’t discount the idea of keeping Christianity in the public eye.
Here are five ideas I think are perhaps worth considering if you’ve got some time on your hands:
Any other ideas?
“Under new management” signs make a pretty clear statement of discontinuity with the past. I suggest that the more prominent the sign, or the longer it’s shown – the greater the intended discontinuity.
One of the Pizza Hut restaurants in Townsville (one of the few remaining dine-in Pizza Huts in Queensland) has had a large “Under New Management” sign on its roof for a couple of months now.
Turns out when it comes to Transformers peripherals there’s more than initially meets the eye. Not only can you get the awesome transformers thumb drive I put up the other day – you can get a matching USB hub – or a mouse… from here.
The Hub goes from this:

… to this

Then there are two mice to choose from:
And this one:

It’s 2009 AD – that’s Anno Domini – the year of our Lord. You probably know this, others may need constant reminding – which is why you should install this calendar in your office cubicle. It’ll no doubt be a great tool for office evangelism – or for ruling right angles/architectural drawings.

Design brief
I have a new design – that’s obvious for those of you visiting – but for the subscribers you should perhaps stop by and check it out.
Robyn doesn’t like it though – so I may have to change it if I want her posting more often.
Also, apparently commenting is difficult for some people (not the general vibe but a specific) – I think it’s got something to do with the OpenID plug-in I’m using. If commenting has been a problem – can you try commenting on this post without including a website in the website field – that will confirm my suspicions if it works.
Oh yeah, feedback on the design/design issues would be more than welcome.
May 25, 2009